“do not evacuate the building – this only a test”. That is what would come over the PA in the brown building in east perth in a Scottish accent around ten am on Wednesdays or thereabouts. so my car went missing today – i parked it on Sunday in the usual spot – have done…
Category: Humor
The one armed lesbian dwarf thrower
[Mary Magdala and Jesus the Nazerene sit under a tree, sharing a joint] Maggie: What was with that quip you gave to Judah, about the poor? Joshua: What quip? Mary: You know, “the poor you have with you always”. Yeshua: Hmmmm? Good god! Did I say that? Magdala: Yep? Jesus: Holy great grandmother’s chest hair?…
dont take anything seriously
dont take anything seriously dont take “dont take anything seriously” seriously dont take ‘dont take “dont take anything seriously” seriously’ seriously dont take “dont take ‘dont take “dont take anything seriously” seriously’ seriously” » seriously dont take ‘dont take “dont take ‘dont take “dont take anything seriously” seriously’ » seriously” seriously’ seriously dont take “dont…
dear god / imaginary entity / …
dear god / imaginary entity / supreme being / yoda / elvis / orson how’s tricks? “” a point of order i’d like to raise i just want to have it on record – that i’m expecting you expect me to expect to reap what i expected to sow – now that’s not firm ok…
Daylight Savings Disaster Hastens Global Warming
Countries who had previously introduced daylight savings as a hedge against their current economic woes are now paying the price for their greed. Background: The mutual trading of daylight between countries was first introduced in 1987 as a means of alleviating harsh weather conditions. During severe heat waves, countries could get and give relief by…
Stress Testing Google Translator for Fun and Profit
Life is delicious. How can it not be. With so many opportunities to fail. To stumble at and to topple over. Such variety to embrace, caress, confuse and betray. What a glorious party to be party to. The occasional sweet success. But it is the journey, nothing more, and for always. Yum! English to French…
Pascal’s Triangle
Pascal’s triangle was invented by [[Blaise Pascal]] during his autistic period. Intending to prove that the shortest distance between two points was a metric foot, he stumbled upon the following pattern achieved by adding the sum of the other to the one before and just a jump to the left. 1 1 1 1 2…
Insider Reveals Internet Invented By Cosmetics Industry
It is a little known fact that the cosmetics industry has been at the forefront of technological innovation for decades. I spoke at length with Fabian (not his real name), a veteran cosmetics researcher, about some of the pioneering work he had been involved in. “You do not realise the difficulties involved in bundling the…
The Law of Repulsion
(Exploring the Corollary to the Law of Attraction) A demonstration of what can be achieved when harmonically-aligned brain cells converge upon the quantum sweet spot. An exploration of the tunnel at the end of the light. Like Attracts Like Well this comes as something of a surprise, given what we know of magnetism and the…
How To Write A ‘How To Write A Self-Help Book’ Self-Help Book
[potential satire alert level pi] For starters you need to identify who needs to know how to write a self-help book. These people should naturally have some form of self-help to offer. It follows also that they have managed to help themselves in some manner. It edges closer to inferring, on their part some breakthrough…