Oscar Gallifray eyes the console. Nervously he wittles a 3-button ergonomic mouse using his state-of-the-art Lithuanian pen-knife with optional password decoder. He ponders Shakespeare’s intent in Scene II as he assumes the character for his part as a one-eyed newt in the upcoming Curtin production of Hamlet. Jurgan Hubcap, (the J is silent as in…
Category: Humor
Daylight Savings Disaster Hastens Global Warming
Countries who had previously introduced daylight savings as a hedge against their current economic woes are now paying the price for their greed. Background: The mutual trading of daylight between countries was first introduced in 1987 as a means of alleviating harsh weather conditions. During severe heat waves, countries could get and give relief by…
Insider Reveals Internet Invented By Cosmetics Industry
It is a little-known fact that the cosmetics industry has been at the forefront of technological innovation for decades. I spoke at length with Evelyn (not his real name), a veteran cosmetics researcher, about some of the pioneering work he had been involved in. “You do not realize the difficulties involved in bundling the latest…
Pascal’s Triangle
Pascal’s triangle was invented by [[Blaise Pascal]] during his autistic period. Intending to prove that the shortest distance between two points was a metric foot, he stumbled upon the following pattern achieved by adding the sum of the other to the one before and just a jump to the left. 1 1 1 1 2…
Well For A Start At Least
I dream of a world where sex is just people playing with their bodies drugs is just people playing with their minds art is just people sharing their creations work is just people looking out for each other life is just people playing children are life’s richest reward * fear is done with love is…