Countries who had previously introduced daylight savings as a hedge against their current economic woes are now paying the price for their greed. Background: The mutual trading of daylight between countries was first introduced in 1987 as a means of alleviating harsh weather conditions. During severe heat waves, countries could get and give relief by…
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Insider Reveals Internet Invented By Cosmetics Industry
It is a little-known fact that the cosmetics industry has been at the forefront of technological innovation for decades. I spoke at length with Evelyn (not his real name), a veteran cosmetics researcher, about some of the pioneering work he had been involved in. “You do not realize the difficulties involved in bundling the latest…
Paper Plane Sales Refloat Zimbabwe Economy
An enterprising group of students from the Arts Department of the University of Zimbabwe have managed by accident to kick start their country’s economy by selling paper planes made from Zimbabwe bank notes. What had initially started out as a fraternity dare has turned into a huge boon for the country. Many Zimbabweans have been…
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[Mary Magdala and Jesus the Nazarene sit under a tree, sharing a joint] Maggie: What was with that quip you gave to Judah, about the poor? Joshua: What quip? Mary: You know, “the poor you have with you always”. Yeshua: Hmm? Good god! Did I say that? Magdala: Yep? Jesus: Holy great grandmother’s chest hair?…
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