[Mary Magdala and Jesus the Nazerene sit under a tree, sharing a joint]
Maggie: What was with that quip you gave to Judah, about the poor?
Joshua: What quip?
Mary: You know, “the poor you have with you always”.
Yeshua: Hmmmm? Good god! Did I say that?
Jesus: Holy great grandmother’s chest hair? I’m screwed!
Chippie: I’ve just circumvented my main agenda! Why oh why are you so good with feet?
Maggie: You’ve lost me.
bar-?: That foot rub beguiled me. My whole body was in heaven!
Maria: I am well glad, yet still confused.
Jeshua: Ahh bugger it! You are a giver, they are all takers. God knows what a mess they will make of it.
Jesus: You like Judah. I can tell.
Mary: I used to. Not anymore.
Joshua: You should. He’s wiser than you think.
Maria: I don’t trust him.
bar-?: Trust! Bah humbug! Hey, did you hear the one about the one-armed lesbian dwarf thrower?
Jesus: He was gay.