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Sunday, March 15, 2009

Elvis Presley - Heartbreak Hotel - Java Snippets

Heartbreak Hotel by Elvis Presley

[Java snippets]

if (baby.getEndDate() != null) {
  setAddress(
    new Dwelling("HeartBreak Hotel", "Lonely Street"));
}

for (int i=0;i<3;i++) {
  loneliness++;
}
mood--;

if (crowded) { // crowded always true?
  Room room = new Room();
  room.setClientelle("BROKEN_HEARTED_LOVERS")
  room.setFunction("GLOOM_AVERSION_THERAPY)
  room.getInventory().add(new Carton("Tissues"));
  room.book();
}    

if (role() == BELL_HOP && teary()) {
  global_tear_count++;
  setResidency(PERMANENT);
}  

if (role() == DESK_CLERK &&
    getAttire.color() == Color.BLACK) {
  setResidency(PERMANENT);
}

if (recent(baby.getEndDate()) && !member()) {
  ambulate(getAddress("HeartBreak Hotel"));
}

Probably needs refactoring…

posted by CatWhisperer at 9:04 pm  

2 Comments »

  1. for (int i=0;i++;i<3) ?

    I prefer for (int i=0;i<3;i++)

    Comment by David Asorey Álvarez — March 17 2009 @ 7:53 pm

  2. free proofreading - cool bananas - kudos

    Comment by CatWhisperer — March 17 2009 @ 10:41 pm

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