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Are you tired of whimpering?
There are loads of great reasons to whimper; to play the victim. Injustice means we are owed something; that we have an excuse to fail; so we can get away with staying put; with staying meek and weak.
But why? Is it our hunch that karma would deal us a change for [...]

dont take anything seriously
dont take “dont take anything seriously” seriously
dont take ‘dont take “dont take anything seriously” seriously’ seriously
dont take “dont take ‘dont take “dont take anything seriously” seriously’ seriously”
» seriously
dont take ‘dont take “dont take ‘dont take “dont take anything seriously” seriously’
» seriously” seriously’ seriously
dont take “dont take [...]

Heartbreak Hotel by Elvis Presley
[Java snippets]

if (baby.getEndDate() != null) {
setAddress(
new Dwelling(”HeartBreak Hotel”, “Lonely Street”));
}

for (int i=0;i<3;i++) {
loneliness++;
}
mood–;

if (crowded) { // crowded always true?
Room room = new Room();
room.setClientelle(”BROKEN_HEARTED_LOVERS”)
room.setFunction(”GLOOM_AVERSION_THERAPY)
room.getInventory().add(new Carton(”Tissues”));
room.book();
}

if (role() == BELL_HOP && teary()) [...]

There are two thoughts running through my head at the moment. One i’ve forgotten already?
No. No its
“be careful of the seeds you sow; you might not survive the harvest”.
and the other one being
“no matter how far you fall; you can always pick yourself up”.
Do they apply to me. Probably. But they seem to apply ever [...]

It is a little known fact that the cosmetics industry has been at the forefront of technological innovation for decades.
I spoke at length with Fabian (not his real name), a veteran cosmetics researcher, about some of the pioneering work he had been involved in.
“You do not realise the difficulties involved in bundling the latest technologies [...]

An enterprising group of students from the Arts Department of the University of Zimbabwe have managed by accident to kick start their country’s economy by selling paper planes made from Zimbabwe bank notes.
What had initially started out as a fraternity dare has turned into a huge boon for the country. Many Zimbabweans have been quick [...]

“Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Lucifer.”
“Lucifer who?”
“Oh you are so funny. Lucifer the black sheep.”

“Hey! What brings you here?”
“I’m bored.”
“How are you coping with the light?”
“Shades. You like them.”
“Yeah. Very ooka long bang bang.”
“Where’s your son?”
“Out back I think. You want me to call him?”
“No thanks. Just enquiring.”
“So why are you bored?”
“I think I’m going through a [...]

Countries who had previously introduced daylight savings as a hedge against their current economic woes are now paying the price for their greed.
Background:
The mutual trading of daylight between countries was first introduced in 1987 as a means of alleviating harsh weather conditions. During severe heat waves, countries could get and give relief by depositing [...]

dear god / imaginary entity / supreme being / yoda / elvis / orson
how’s tricks?
“”
a point of order i’d like to raise

i just want to have it on record - that i’m expecting you expect me to expect to reap what i expected to sow - now that’s not firm ok - i’m [...]

if you cannot forgive gary glitter, expect the following

penis shrinkage
a free subscription to cellulite
hair loss
breast sag
not to be noticed
a visit from your relatives
nothing from the other cheek
to reap what you sow
no sympathy
pi to remain irrational
i mean like you know like whatever
people to remain hungry
tunnel vision
not to be in this gang
more of the same
no ooka long [...]